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• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
• They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
  They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover....
• ...I'm going to hit it with a stick.
• I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
• I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!
• I see your point... and raise you a line. -- Elliot Smorodinsky
• I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
• Blow it out your ear.