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• Non carborundum illegitimi. (Don't let the bastards wear you down.)
• Illegetimus non carborundum!
• Ne te confundant illegitimi
• Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex. [Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.
  ] -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971) [Where there is no prosecutor, there is no judge....
• Picard drinks - 2 drinks!
• Picard drinks tea - 3 drinks!
• Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?" Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated.
• No taglines allowed.
• There is a God, but He drinks" -- Blore