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• If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front of my nose.
  -- Lauren Bacall...
• Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice?
  Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home...
• You have to give the electorate a tune they can whistle. -- Enoch Powell
• Maybe you should just learn to use this. [hands Lisa a whistle] If there's a war, just blow on it, and I'll come help you.
  -- Rangemaster at military school, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...
• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• KETTLE Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you to hear when it's finished, boil dry, explode and burn your house down.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Never whistle while you FTP. -- Jalb
• Never Whistle While You Pee. -- Hagbard Celine