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• If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
• If you skate on thin ice, skate _fast_!
• If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• May you walk a mile behind a camel.
• You may be redneck... if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
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  Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city, all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'....
• If you talk the talk, you damn well better walk the walk.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...