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• If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• Women who miscalculate are called 'mothers'. -- Abigail Van Bure
• It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
  -- Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)...
• People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. -- Abigail Van Bure
• People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. ABIGAIL VAN BUREN
• Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like.
  ..love! Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our heating bill....
• I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means.
  It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel...
• If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...