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How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you?
I saw you. You were afraid of her....
How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fi...
How doth the VAX's C-compiler Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load....
How is the world ruled, and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, and they believe what they read.
-- Karl Kraus, "Aphorisms and More Aphorism...
How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to? -- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're those...
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
How many weeks are there in a light year?

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