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• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• Live life as though someone is writing a book about you.
• How do you go from where you are to where you want to be?
  I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to be willing to work for it....
• Writing for television is a debilitating exercise. How can you inspire an audience to their best when every fourteen minutes someone interrupts to tell them that they're unfit to live with?
  The ultimate purpose of commercial television is to convince the viewer that he smells bad....
• Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
• Someone will always be looking at you as an example of how to behave. Don't let them down.
• Life is only as long as you live it.
• Always be willing to authorize someone else not to make the decision which you did not make, so in that manner they are unable to complain.
• Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you cannot live without. -- Josh McDowell