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• How many "coming people" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?
• It has been said that trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment rooted in the ground.
  But they never seem so to me. I never saw a discontented tree....
• How many SAS men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!...
• Where do all the infinitesimals go?
• eophilia /nee`oh-fil'-ee-*/ n. The trait of being excited and pleased by novelty.
  Common among most hackers, SF fans, and members of several other connected leading-edge subcultures, including the pro-technology `Whole Earth' wing of the ecology movement, space activists, many members of Mensa, and the Discordian/neo-pagan underground....
• eophilia: /nee`oh-fil'-ee-*/ n. The trait of being excited and pleased by novelty.
  Common among most hackers, SF fans, and members of several other connected leading-edge subcultures, including the pro-technology `Whole Earth' wing of the ecology movement, space activists, many members of Mensa, and the Discordian/neo-pagan underground....
• How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
• No Silicon Heaven? Then where do all the calculators go?