Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream
or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state? -- Plato...
How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they claim they'll make you?
How come we never talk anymore?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning, and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Coope...
How could they think women a recreation? Or the repetition of bodies of steady interest?
Only the ignorant or the busy could. That elm of flesh must prove a luxury of prime...
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T.

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