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• There were two brothers called Both and Either; perceiving Either was a good
  understanding, busy fellow, and Both a silly fellow and good for little, Philip said, "Either is both, and Both is neither....
• Damnable, both sides rogue. -- William Shakespeare
• Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man. -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxim
• Make other people like themselves a little better and rest assured they'll like you very much.
• Driving down the street at 150 miles per hour with a friend of mine on cruise control.
  Both of us in the back seat. The police pulled us over....
• Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.
  -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1....
• A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• The dangerous Lego Bomb, which targets shag rugs and scatters pieces of plastic that hurt like hell when you step on them is banned entirely.
  ... Hiring David Copperfield to pretend to saw the missiles in half will not be permitted....