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Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
half-done, n: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber co...
Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.
Hall's Laws of Politics: (1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.
(2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something fixed....
hand, n: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
Handel's Proverb: You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!
handshaking protocol
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. -- Pink Floyd
hangover, n: The wrath of grapes.

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