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Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism...
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price...
Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosna

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