Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a lot a poker.
-- Karyl Roosevel...
Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem....
Duckies are fun!
Ducks? What ducks??
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig...
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.
Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has been upon trial.
What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy...

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