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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
-- Robert Benchley...
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam
that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals....
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
Driving in Texas is simple. For the first 100 miles you swerve to avoid jackrabbits.
For the second 100 miles you hit whatever jackrabbits get in the way....
Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly pointed out of the car window and said, "That is the most frightening sight I have ever seen.
His companion was surprised to see nothi...
Drop that pickle!
DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!! -- The Adventure
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. -- The Adventure
drug, n: A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!

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