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During the Reagan-Mondale debates: Q: "Do you feel that a person's age affects his ability to perform as president?
Reagan: "I refuse to make an issue out of my opponent's youth and inexperience...
During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind
batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly....
Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!
Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!...
Duty, n: What one expects from others. -- Oscar Wilde
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last word...
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. -- Woody Alle
E = MC ** 2 +- 3db
E Pluribus UNIX.

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