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Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
[Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]...
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J.
K. Galbraith. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
Economies of scale: The notion that bigger is better.
In particular, that if you want a certain amount of computer power, it is much better to buy one biggie than a bunch of smallies....
economist, n: Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter.
Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. -- Robert Orbe...

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