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Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx' last word
ELBONICS: The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theatre.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
What is it for? All the lonely u...
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Electrocution, n: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Elegance and truth are inversely related. -- Becker's Razo
Elephant, n: A mouse built to government specifications.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Eleventh Law of Acoustic
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