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• Instant asshole: Just add alcohol.
• Instant idiot! Just add alcohol.
• Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
• Sportscasters like an instant replay.
• Quote #250 [analogy with cicero deleted
  analogies are like instant coffee] -- Peter da Silva...
• The drinking age should be 18. When you're 18 years old you're old enough to vote.
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• There is a world of difference between making instant coffee and winning an argument with an Italian.
• Flat out, like a lizard drinking.
• Bartender, I'd like whatever the man on the floor was drinking.