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• Life is NOT a spectator sport!
• Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing something to each other that if they did otherwise
  hey would get arrested for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking beforehand....
• That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator. -- Famous Last Word
• The people of Halifax invented the trampoline. During the Victorian period the tripe-dressers of Halifax stretched tripe across a large wooden frame and jumped up and down on it to `tender and dress' it.
  The tripoline, as they called it, degenerated into becoming the apparatus for a spectator sport....
• The people of Halifax invented the trampoline. During the Victorian period the tripe-dressers of Halifax stretched tripe across a large wooden frame and jumped up and down on it to `tender and dress' it.
  The tripoline, as they called it, degenerated into becoming the apparatus for a spectator sport....
• Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
  "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure knows when to stop....
• It is very difficult to maintain a relationship based solely on mistrust.
  -- Pierce Brosnan (in Remington Steele)...
• Hockey is the greatest sport of all.