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Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
Answe...
Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.
What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eage...
Dear Sir, I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.
They are a disgusting Americanism...
DEATH: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard
Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.
Death comes on every passing breeze, He lurks in every flowe
Each season has its own disease, Its peril -- every hour. --Reginald Hebe...
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind. -- Erma Bombeck
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Gei

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