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Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being.
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook...
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way.
When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck....
Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.
DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
Dianetics is a milestone for man comparable to his discovery of fire and superior to his invention of the wheel and the arch.
-- L. Ron Hubbard...
Dibble's First Law of Sociology: Some do, some don't.
Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?...
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? -- Benny Hill
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy...

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