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Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H.L. Mencke
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Arman de Caillavet, 1913
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
-- E.B. White...
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
-- H.L. Mencken, "Little Book in C major", 1916...
Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
-- Winston Churchill...
Democracy, n: A government of the masses. Authority derived through mass meeting or any other form of direct expression.
Results in mobocracy. Attitude toward property is communistic... negating p...
Democracy, n: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
Dental health is next to mental health.
Dentist: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce...

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