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Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
DEATH WISH: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
Debug is human, de-fix divine.
DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale. -- Mel Ferentz
Decemba, n: The 12th month of the year. erra, n: A mistake.
faa, n: To, from, or at considerable distance. Linde...
DECISIONMAKER: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really over- whelming majority of the crowd present.
Abusive and obscene language may not be used by contestants when addressing membe...

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