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Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?
Did you know.... That no-one ever reads these things?
Didja' ever have to make up your mind, Pick up on one and leave the other behind, It's not often easy, and it's not often kind, Didja' ever have to make up your mind?
-- Lovin' Spoonful...
Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
-- John Barrymore's dying word...
Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine. -- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989
Dieters live life in the fasting lane.
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts. -- Don Vonada

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