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Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?
Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently.
.. Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!...
Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?...
Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
Did you know?
Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program?
It makes a selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes....
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's? -- P.J. Plauge

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