Miscellaneous Collections

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Dear Emily: I'm having a serious disagreement with somebody on the net.
Dear Emily: I'm still confused as to what groups articles should be posted to.
How about an example? -- Still Confused Dear Still...
Dear Emily: Today I posted an article and forgot to include my signature.
What should I do? -- Forgetful Dear Forgetful...
Dear Emily, what about test messages? -- Concerned Dear Concerned
It is important, when testing, to test the entire net....
Dear Freshman, You don't know who I am and frankly shouldn't care, but unknown to you we have something in common.
We are both rather prone to mistakes. I was elected Student Government President b...
Dear Lord: I just want a one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.
Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right. Which is correct? Ge...
Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection? This morning, I was wai...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast".

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