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• Dick [Cheney] and I have something in common. That is that we both overmarried.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle....
• We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
• Here's some mistake tags for you.
• Q: "I would've died back then had it not been for you.
  Picard: "We all make mistakes." -- "Qpid", Stardate unknow...
• Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding] Vittorio: Grazie, grazie.
  You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype....
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
  There is one last student here to see you....
• The challenge was to write a paragraph that read one way when punctuated one way, and read the complete opposite when punctuated another way.
  Dear President Clinton, Dear President Clinton, I would like to compliment you....
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• As you enter the mine a rather burly man approaches you and exclaims, "Great to see someone else stumble into this God (sic) forsaken hole.
  I came here 12 years ago and lost my boat. This mine has the greatest gem hordes ever encountered....