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DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord.
The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord....
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
-- Oliver Herford...
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! -- Princess Leia Organa
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
DATA: An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
DATA: Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as America
Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
Davis's Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.

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