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• And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
• Barber's Laws of Backpacking 1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes out positive.
  2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure....
• Rush hour: that hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.
• The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
  -- John Corcora...
• There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
• End rush-hour traffic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry.
• The following appeared in a Letter to the Editor of the Shady Village newspaper.
  "Commuters are complaining that the rush hour traffic on Blue Highway between Shady Village and Bright City has doubled their commuting time....
• What speeds up, must slow down. But who says it's ever gonna speed up?
  -- Goebel's Law of Rush Hour Traffic...
• The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
  -- The Second Law Of Air Travel...