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CYNIC: Experienced.
CYNIC: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Cynic, n: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision....
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
-- Jack Handey...
DALLAS: The city that chose Astroturf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
Dallas still lives. God MUST be dead.
Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.
Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good bartender laughs anyway!
Damn braces. -- William Blake, "Proverbs of Hell
Damn, I need a Coke! -- Dr. William DeVries [after implanting the first artificial human heart]

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