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Cthulhu for President! (If you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.)
Cthulhu Saves -- in case He's hungry later.
Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
Cure the disease and kill the patient. -- Francis Baco
CURSOR: One whose program will not run. -- Robb Russo
curtation n. The enforced compression of a string in the fixed-length field environment.
Custer committed Siouxicide.
Cut a man's hand when you fight him. He'll freeze, fascinated by the sight of his own blood.
That's when you stick him in the throat....
Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.
It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation....

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