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COPYING MACHINE: A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages, and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't interested in reading them.
Coronation, n: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Correction does much, but encouragement does more. -- Goethe
Correspondence Corollary: An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.
CORRUPT: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.
Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of capitalism.
-- Walter Lippma...
Corruption is not the No. 1 priority of the Police Commissioner.
His job is to enforce the law and fight crime. -- P.B.A. President E.J. Kierna...
Corry's Law: Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell at people to save their core images before logging them out?
I'm sure the cattle prod would be effective in this regard. I...
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal -- if you are all thumbs. -- Glaser and Way

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