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CONSULTANT: Someone who'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
CONSULTATION: Medical term meaning "to share the wealth.
Contemporary American feminism's simplistic psychology is illustrated by the new cliche of the date-rape furo
`No' always means `no'." Will we ever graduate from the Girl Scouts? "No" has alway...
Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll...
Convention is the ruler of all. -- Pinda
CONVERSATION: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired....
Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up.
-- Raymond Chandle...

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