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• From The Department of Duplicates Office (DODO).
• Murphy's Law of the Office: Copying machines mangle only important documents.
  Corollary: If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so only when you are copying a personal letter....
• Security Holes Found In Microsoft Easter Eggs REDMOND, WA -- It's damage control time for the Microsoft Marketing Machine.
  Not only have exploits been found in IE, Outlook, and even the Dancing Paper Clip, but now holes have been uncovered in Excel's Flight Simulator and Word's pinball game....
• Printer - An electromechanical paper-shredding device.
• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
• PREDICTION: You are reading messages right now.
• Conceit is a queer disease - it makes everyone sick except the person who has it.
• Experts do not like surprises. It makes them look bad at the home office. -- Vic Gold
• Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.