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Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.
Carney's Law: There's at least a 50-50 chance that someone will print the name Craney incorrectly.
-- Jim Canrey...
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.
Of course, the same can be said of dirt....
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Carson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.
Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world. -- The Beach Boy
Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles. -- Howard Chayki
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.

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