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Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint Him.
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G.K. Chesterto...
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -- George Bernard Shaw
Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
CIGARETTE: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
CINEMUCK: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. -- Herodotu
Civilization and profits go hand in hand. -- Calvin Coolidge

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