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Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?
Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.
cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance.
An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apa...
Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Jaka: Look, Cerebus -- Jaka has to tell you... something Cerebu...
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of thei...
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.
A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book...
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you
if you don't bet, you can't win. -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, But it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money?
-- Ogden Nash...
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique. -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]

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