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Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening.
See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information....
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Mark Twai
clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero.
.. must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnso...
Clarke's Conclusion: Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
Class, that's the only thing that counts in life. Class.
Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead. -- "Bugsy" Siegel...
Class: when they're running you out of town, to look like you're leading the parade.
-- Bill Battie...
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
-- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Saying...
Clay's Conclusion: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years ...

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