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character density, n.: The number of very weird people in the office.
Character is what you are in the dark! -- Lord John Whorfi
CHARITY: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
Charity begins at home. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth? Linus: To make others happy.
Charlie Brown: Why were others put on this earth?...
Charlie was a chemist, But Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" -- without having asked any clear question.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers.
.. they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!...
checkuary, n: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

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