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Canonical, adj.: The usual or standard state or manner of something.
A true story: One Bob Sjoberg, new at the MIT AI Lab, expressed some annoyance at the use of jargon....
Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances. -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak...
Can't open /usr/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar.
Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.
-- John Maynard Keyne...
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Play your hunches. This is a day when luck will play an important part in your life.
If you were smarter, you wouldn't need so much luck and you wouldn't be reading yo...
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Follow your instincts.
You are much too scatterbrained to do anything else, such as think....
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance....
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...

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