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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash...
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde...
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
-- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sing...
Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks.
Chism's Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
Chocolate Chip.
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. -- Joube

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