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Chess tonight.
CHICAGO: Where the dead still vote... early and often!
Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36: Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
-- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you. ...
Chicagoan: "So, where're you from?" Hoosier: "What's wrong with Indiana?
Chicken Little was right.
Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.
The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother. -- Arth...
Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.
Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them.
That's when they come over and violate your body space....
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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