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• Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
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  Most commonly heard in the Atari ST community; many useful ST programs record their presence by storing a distinctive {magic number} in the jar....
• cookie jar n. An area of memory set aside for storing cookies.
  Most commonly heard in the Atari ST community; many useful ST programs record their presence by storing a distinctive magic number in the jar....
• Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
• Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
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• Can you remember your first fortune cookie?
• Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
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