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Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
Bilbo's First Law: You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from generation to generation?
Mom: Yes? Billy: Well, this generation dropped it....
Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
-- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace...
Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
Biology grows on you.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black nightgowns do with keeping warm.
-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom...

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