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• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde
• 16) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde
• Bigamy is taking one too many.
• Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
• The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
• A short speech is often a good speech and certainly has the advantage of being much less able to be a bad speech than a long speech.
  A long speech is often a bad speech precisely because it was not a short speech....
• Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors. -- Quentin Crisp
• Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. -- H.H. Munro