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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
-- George Elio...
Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies. -- David Nichol
blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.
Blow it out your ear.
Blue paint today. [Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]
Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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