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Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. -- Kin Hubbard
Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band together for fun and profit.
They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a tour is a Bozo....
Brace yourselves. We're about to try something that borders on the unique
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides....
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?
Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser.
But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred. -- The Mahabharata...
Brain fried -- core dumped
brain, n: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
brain, v: [as in "to brain"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly
o dispel a source of error in an opponent. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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