Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.
He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without havi...
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.
Beware the new TTY code!
Beware the one behind you.
bi, n: When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.
Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
(2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's"....
Big book, big bore. -- Callimachu
Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music in the moonlight, Mighty nice!

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