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Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers.
bit, n: A unit of measure applied to color. Twenty-four-bit color refers to expensive $
3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25 cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years ago....
Bit off more than my mind could chew, Shower or suicide, what do I do?
-- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?...
Biz is better.
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
Black people have never rioted. A riot is what white people think blacks are involved in when they burn stores.
-- Julius Leste...
Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish.
Then I got mantas that sti...

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