Birds And Bees Have As Much To Do With The Facts Of Life As Black Nightgowns Do With Keeping Warm.

Birds And Bees Have As Much To Do With The Facts Of Life As Black Nightgowns Do With Keeping Warm.

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Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"

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